Feb 18
Roses are red, violets are blue. You’re with her and I’m happy for you. Violets are blue, roses are red, I’m just kidding, I want her dead.
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Feb 18
- 2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
- 2011: Planking is boss.
- 2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn.
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Feb 18
- channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
- me: ok
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Feb 18
A man in China had a 9,999 red roses sewn into a dress for his girlfriend. After she put the dress on he proposed.
The number 9 in Chinese culture is said to represent ‘forever’.
OHMYGOD
lucky girl. she’s so pretty too
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